Nicholas Alan Tillemans is author of several unwarranted tomes of extreme horror comedy and an invisible children's book instruction manual.
Tillemans works a soul-sucking day job. In his spare time, he writes, brews award-winning homebrewed beer and cider and keeps an exotic Oscar fish. He has recently taken up the Concertina (squeezebox) and sometimes appears in public as Guzzles, a heavy-drinking, foul-mouthed clown.
If you're a nervous type, take the instruction manual and run. Everyone else stay tuned. Only time will tell the true depths of his madness.